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Meat Prison Souffle
We got bored so we made another one. It’s got twice as many pages, but it’s still mostly dodgy jokes about the irascible awfulness of it all and how much people annoy us at the conventions we go to of our own will.
Fans of all things stationary may notice that it doesn’t move.
We will try to ship it to you as per the quoted date, but sometimes it just all goes to hell so it'll be late.
Best thing to do is to send us an abusive message if it's especially late. Try to be creative.
If you buy it and you think it's low quality content then tough: you knew the risks!
If you buy it and it's in physically damaged then we will either send you another one or refund you the money.
Cancellation / Return / Exchange Policy
All our stuff is sold "as is", and with the understanding that it's low quality content made by absolutely talentless chancers, so we don't accept returns because you should have known better.
If we've sent you the wrong thing then send us a picture of you with it and we'll send you the right one.
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